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Midwife turns comedian at the grand old age of 62!

<p><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;">At an age when many are settling into retirement, Sarah Stewart decided to rewrite the script of her life – literally and figuratively. After decades as a midwife, wife and mother, the 62-year-old has gone from delivering babies to delivering punchlines by taking to the stage as a stand-up comedian, proving that it’s never too late to pursue a dream. </span></p> <p>With a sharp wit and an abundance of life experience, she’s been blowing audiences away with her hilarious and heartfelt reflections on family, ageing and the absurdities of modern life. </p> <p>But her journey to comedy hasn’t been without its challenges. Juggling her blossoming career with personal trials – including her husband’s battle with cancer – Sarah has had to navigate the delicate balance between ambition and devotion. </p> <p>Through it all, she’s maintained a fierce determination to follow her passion and inspire others. </p> <p>We sat down with Sarah to discuss the triumphs and setbacks of chasing a dream later in life, and her upcoming plans to take her one-woman show, <em>Midwife Crisis</em>, to new heights:</p> <p>“When I hit 60 a couple of years ago, I had a sudden thought: ‘Gosh! Death is just around the corner!’ </p> <p>“Okay, that’s a bit dramatic, but as you get older, you start to reflect on all the things you have always wanted to do but never achieved and realise that now is the time to do it before it is too late. </p> <p>“In my case, I had always wanted to become an actress but with being a wife, mother and an on-call midwife, over the years I had lost touch with my artistic side. I know it sounds like a horrible cliché but when I turned 60 I realised now was the time for me to reconnect with my creative soul, follow my dreams and put me first in my life for a change. </p> <p>“In 2020 I thought I would explore the possibility of becoming a comedian. I completed a couple of comedy courses and took part in a few open mics in Canberra. I discovered I have an ability to make people laugh, especially when talking about the highs and lows of being a wife for 40 years, wrangling grown-up kids who refuse to leave home, dishing the goss on being a midwife, and reflecting on the ageing process and how I’m preparing for my funeral. </p> <p>“Only 20 percent of women are comedians, and very few are over the age of 60. Thus, I have found a performance niche and an audience of the over 60s, especially women, with whom my material really resonates. I regularly have people say what a positive role model I am ‘at my age’! My unspoken response is I’d rather be doing comedy than spending all my time baby-sitting snotty grandchildren! </p> <p>“Over the last couple of years, I’d been building to debut my solo show ‘Midwife Crisis’ at the Australian Festival of Arts in Townsville in October 2024. But in May 2024, my husband Mark was diagnosed with stage 4 oesophageal cancer. </p> <p>“He went through a course of intensive chemotherapy and was scheduled for surgery in the middle of September. I didn’t know what to do; cancel my show straight away, or hang on while we waited to see the outcome of Mark’s surgery? </p> <p>“Obviously, my priority was to support my husband but at the same time I was gutted that I might miss this opportunity to achieve a goal that I had worked so hard for. </p> <p>“At the age of 62 these openings do not arise in the same way as they do for comedians in their 30s. To make matters ‘worse’, the two shows quickly sold out, so it looked like I had an instant success on my hands. </p> <p>“Mark had extensive but successful surgery on the 18th of September, and with the assistance of our son and Mark’s fabulous friends, I was able to go to Townsville and do my shows knowing Mark was being looked after at home. Our beautiful daughter who lives in Townsville did an amazing job of supporting me and resisting the temptation of rolling her eyes at how crazy her mother is. </p> <p>“Today, Mark has finished his last course of post-surgery chemotherapy and at the moment he is cancer-free. We don’t know what the future holds for us. That being said, another one of my favourite clichés is ‘onwards and upwards’. And so I am taking ‘Midwife Crisis’ to the Adelaide Fringe Festival in February 2024 and I am hoping I will be able to tick off another bucket list item, which is performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2026. </p> <p>“That’s as long as I don’t suddenly get snotty grandchildren to look after!!”</p> <p>Sarah is performing her <em>Midwife Crisis</em> show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival from Friday 21 – Sunday 23 February 2025, 2pm and 6pm. For more info and to book tickets, check out <a href="https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/midwife-crisis-af2025" target="_blank" rel="noopener">https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/midwife-crisis-af2025</a></p> <p><em>Images: Supplied</em></p>

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Funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival crowned

<p>The funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival has been crowned, with the top ten hilarious quips also receiving honourable mentions. </p> <p>Thousands of performers flock to Scotland's capital each year to entertain and delight crowds at the Fringe in all areas of the arts, including live comedy. </p> <p>For the last 15 years, British entertainment channel U&amp;Dave, owned by British broadcaster UKTV, has handed out the "Funniest Joke of the Fringe Award" by popular vote. </p> <p>Despite coming up against fierce competition, comedian Mark Simmons won with his joke, "I was going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship but I bottled it."</p> <p>A panel that included leading UK comedy critics and comedians attended hundreds of shows across the festival and submitted their 10 top jokes, before a shortlist of gags were anonymised was presented to 2,000 members of the British public to vote on the one that evoked the most laughter.</p> <p>Upon winning the prestigious award, Simmons, who was at the Fringe celebrating his 10 year anniversary as a stand-up comedian, said, "I'm really chuffed to win U&amp;Dave's Funniest Joke of the Fringe. I needed some good news as I was just fired from my job marking exam papers, can't understand it, I always gave 110%."</p> <p>Check out the list of the top ten jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as voted by the public below. </p> <p>1. "I was going to sail around the globe in the world's smallest ship but I bottled it." Mark Simmons</p> <p>2. "I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's just one step forward… two steps back." Alec Snook</p> <p>3. "Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn't great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful." Alex Kitson</p> <p>4. "I sailed through my driving test. That's why I failed it." Arthur Smith</p> <p>5. "I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it." Mark Simmons</p> <p>6. "My dad used to say to me 'Pints, gallons, liters' – which, I think, speaks volumes." Olaf Falafel</p> <p>7. "British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons?" Chelsea Birkby</p> <p>8. "I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I've cracked it." Masai Graham</p> <p>9. "My partner told me that she'd never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had." Zoë Coombs Marr</p> <p>10. "The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati." Olaf Falafel</p> <p><em>Image credits: Instagram </em></p> <p> </p>

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Hairdresser has her fringe chewed off by her guinea pig

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">After a tipsy night out, hairdresser Gara Sullivan decided to lay down and have a cuddle with her guinea pig named Dixie. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">After falling asleep with the small critter, the 29-year-old from Kentucky woke up and made a horrifying discovery when she looked in the mirror. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Dixie, the three-year-old pet, had nibbled off a chunk of her fringe! </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Initially, Gara was concerned about the wellbeing of her cheeky pet, wondering if Dixie would become sick after swallowing clumps of hair. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Luckily, she then found her detached hairs sitting next to a very guilty looking guinea pig, realising she had chewed them off and just left them.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Gara shared the hilarious situation with her social media followers, with many joking that Dixie was merely planning to make her own “guinea-wig”.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Other commenters, including Gara, agreed that the naked guinea pig was simply jealous of Gara’s long locks. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Gara said, 'She doesn't have any hair - it's like she's jealous of mine. She has a little hair on her nose but that's it, other than that she's completely naked.”</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“She'd had quite the meal, it was crazy. I take naps with her all the time but if I'm drunk, my boyfriend will create a little bed on the floor for me because he knows I like to snuggle with her.”</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“I fell asleep and when I woke up in the morning, I went to the bathroom, looked at myself in the mirror and my bangs were gone.”</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Gara has had to rearrange her hair to make the tuft of hair not show, as she worries the hair will take at least six months to grow back. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">For now, the hairdresser has vowed to end her little sleepovers with Dixie, unless she has a few too many drinks and feels like a cuddle. </span></p> <p><em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Image credits: TikTok / Instagram @garasullivan</span></em></p>

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"You need to be quiet": MP with fringe COVID views taken to task

<p><span>Government backbencher Craig Kelly has come under fire after being told to be quiet on national television in an interview with <em>Today</em>.</span><br /><br /><span>Pressure is mounting on the government to rein in the MP for undermining the country’s pandemic response.</span><br /><br /><span>Mr Kelly has been accused of promoting debunked coronavirus remedies, and questioning the need for a vaccine.</span><br /><br /><span>He’s also been slammed for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories about Covid-19.</span><br /><br /><span>Labor has fiercely gone after the Liberal MP for his controversial words.</span><br /><br /><span>Appearing on <em>Today</em> on Wednesday morning, Mr Kelly said he was “very disappointed about the Labor party making this a partisan issue”.</span><br /><br /><span>He went on to defend his numerous posts on social media that he claims were peer reviewed studies pushed by “experts”.</span><br /><br /><span><em>Today</em> host Allison Langdon was quick to refute the broad claim.</span><br /><br /><span>“That’s not true, Craig,” she said. “I spent some time online last night and I managed to debunk every one of your theories. They’re not peer reviewed.</span><br /><br /><span>“Don’t you need to pull your head in?” she asked the Liberal member.</span></p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr">"You need to be quiet." <br /><br />Allison Langdon SLAMS Liberal MP Craig Kelly over his unfounded and inaccurate comments about COVID-19. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/9Today?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#9Today</a> <a href="https://t.co/Vudxqcqzw8">pic.twitter.com/Vudxqcqzw8</a></p> — The Today Show (@TheTodayShow) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheTodayShow/status/1356718211081904134?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 2, 2021</a></blockquote> <p><br /><span>Mr Kelly’s main theories claim the use of hydroxychloroquine and another drug ivermectin to treat Covid-19 – one of his only causes that has had minor support in the medical community.</span><br /><br /><span>He referred to Emeritus Professor Robert Clancy of the University of Newcastle on the issue, and claimed the drug combination could be used in conjunction with a vaccine.</span><br /><br /><span>Australia’s Chief Medical Officer Paul Kelly has previously said however that there is “no evidence” the drugs should be used in Australia.</span><br /><br /><span>He also suggested the MP’s views in general were “not scientifically based”.</span><br /><br /><span>The interview between Langdon and Kelly quickly turned into a shouting match after Kelly promoted a Covid study pushed by a Bangladeshi plastic surgeon.</span><br /><br /><span>Kelly defended his position that enforcing children to wear face masks is tantamount to child abuse.</span><br /><br /><span>“When you read the science, it says it causes them harm,” he said.</span><br /><br /><span>Langdon fierily shot back: “Craig, we have seen deaths from Covid, we've seen sickness. We've seen mass job losses, hundreds of billions of dollars spent in government stimulus, all our hopes are riding on a vaccine,” she said.</span><br /><br /><span>“You need to be quiet.”</span></p>

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Adelaide Fringe festival caters to the vision-impaired

<p>For the first time ever, vision-impaired and blind people had the chance to touch and feel the floats and costumes before the Adelaide Fringe Festival parade last night. &nbsp;</p><p>The parade, which kicked off the festival, consisted of 80 colourful floats and flocks of performers. It’s a spectacle that vision-impaired people had not been able to be part of but organisers hope that the “touch tour” would help the vision-impaired visualise the parade when they listened to it.</p><p>“It's really important because otherwise you wouldn't see anything or know what's happening,” Gloria, a vision-impaired student, told the ABC.</p><p>“It's better to have a feel because then you know what it's like instead of just hearing music,” added her friend Courtney.</p><p>Both student said that the touch tour helped them have a better idea of the parade.</p><p>“The majority of people who have a vision impairment lose their sight, so they've had sight before,” said Gaelle Mellis from Access2Arts who helped organise the touch tour.</p><p>“They might have really enjoyed going to the theatre or the Fringe parade, for example, and they think that they can't do that anymore, that that's closed off.</p><p>“What audio description does, because it's actually describing the visual elements it actually opens that experience up again.”</p><p><em>Image credit: Adelaide Fringe Facebook&nbsp;</em></p><p><strong>Related links:</strong></p><p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong><a href="/health/eye-care/2014/11/7-habits-that-can-prematurely-age-your-eyes/" target="_blank">7 habits that can prematurely age your eyes</a></strong></em></span></p><p><a href="/health/eye-care/2015/01/signs-of-eye-floaters/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Why you need to be wary of eye floaters</strong></em></span></a></p><p><a href="/health/eye-care/2014/11/what-your-family-history-says-about-your-eyesight/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>What your family history says about your eyesight</strong></em></span></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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