"Mischievous Moley": Camilla welcomes new palace puppy!
<p><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;">Queen Camilla has officially welcomed a new four-legged rascal into the royal ranks: Moley, an irresistibly mischievous puppy recently adopted from Battersea Dogs & Cats Home.</span></p>
<p>The Queen’s newest canine companion, who reportedly enjoys royal slippers a bit too much, arrives six months after the sad passing of her beloved Jack Russell, Beth, in November 2024. Sources say Beth was the household’s “Chief Cuddle Officer”, and her absence left a biscuit-shaped hole in Queen Camilla’s heart.</p>
<p>But fear not! Moley is here – bringing chaos, charm and apparently an uncanny ability to find treats hidden three rooms away.</p>
<p>An official Instagram post (yes, even royal dogs get grid space) announced Moley’s debut, noting that the perky pup will be honoured at this year’s Chelsea Flower Show. That’s right: <em>honoured</em>. Because nothing says “welcome to the monarchy” like having your name engraved on a brick path among begonias.</p>
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<p>The new Dog Garden installation, a collaboration between the Royal Horticultural Society and BBC Radio 2, promises lush grass, shady trees and – thankfully – no royal corgis to compete for squeaky toys. Moley’s name will be permanently etched alongside those of Camilla’s other pets, including Bluebell, the plucky rescue dog who once had more bald patches than Westminster Abbey’s choirboys, and the dearly departed Beth.</p>
<p>King Charles’ own dog, Snuff, also made the list – although insiders claim he’s mostly in it for the biscuits and political neutrality.</p>
<p>In a touching nod to dogs across Britain, the garden will also feature the names of pooches belonging to RHS ambassadors and Radio 2 presenters, and even Monty Don’s late Labrador, Ned.</p>
<p>Camilla, who serves as royal patron of Battersea, has long championed rescue animals. In a previous interview, she recalled the day she met Beth at the shelter: “She had just been moved from pillar to post and dumped,” said the Queen, adopting the pup faster than you can say “kneel before the biscuit tin”.</p>
<p>Bluebell followed shortly after – a scrappy woodland wanderer found “covered in sores and no hair”. Now fully fluffed and likely ruling the couch cushions, she’s the royal household’s comeback queen.</p>
<p>As for Moley, details of his hobbies include muddy puddles, shredding the pages of Horse & Hound, and – rumour has it – trying to chew the corner of a priceless Queen Victoria footstool. Royal insiders say he’s “spirited”, which is palace code for mayhem on legs.</p>
<p>Still, Queen Camilla seems utterly besotted. And who can blame her? In a world of diplomatic dilemmas and ceremonial obligations, sometimes all you need is a wagging tail, a warm lap and a dog who thinks your tiara might be a chew toy.</p>
<p>Long may he dig!</p>
<p><em>Image: Instagram</em></p>